Wumpskate: Zombie Skate!
This month's Wumpskate theme was Zombie Skate. There were three different girls there who I could have sworn were hallowdoll. Maybe zombie girls all just look the same to me. Oh my God, I'm an alivist...

After last month's incident, it took me a long time to regain my confidence. Every time I skated past that spot I could hear the phantom, bowling-ball-like kaTHUNK! of my head hitting the hardwood floor. But I'm pleased to report that I made it through the whole night without injury. Then I turned in my skates and walked directly into a low-lying bench. My shin is already showing a nice bruise.

Still, any injuries sustained were worth it if that's what it costs to be part of an entire rink of zombies skating to "Thriller." As soon as the music started, everyone's arms instinctively started swinging up to their sides in finger claws. The undead are highly susceptible to conditioning.

Oh, and if you're wondering, at the time of the outbreak Amanda was at a pep rally and I was cleaning someone's teeth...