Geek Monthly - June 2008
The June issue of Geek Monthly is out, with our second robotic cover boy (Sorry WALL-E, Bender beat you to it last December).

There's a mess of hilarity on pages 77 and 78, featuring reviews of Zin Master Energy Drink, Hotwicks candles, Wasabi Doritos, Bawls Guarana G33K B33R, Pop Rocks Chocolate, and the Sanrio Ice Cube Tray.

Long-time readers of Geek may notice that this issue has 85% less typographical and formatting errors than the norm. You may also notice that there's a new, pretentious 3-word name listed under Senior Editors. Yes, friends, in just 15 short issues I've clawed my way up the masthead from "Contributor" to "Contributing Editor" to "Senior Editor." I ain't stoppin' until I'm listed as "Founder."

Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to look at every single page of this issue before it went to press, so if you see things like story spelled "storry" (ironically, in the corrections column), I apologize.

Also, feel free to pretend that the final verdict on the Pop Rocks Chocolate review was the hilarious "Blah blah blah, Pepsi, blah blah blah, Mikey..." instead of the verdict from last issue's Burger King snacks that accidentally got left in the layout template.

I promise these kinds of mistakes won't slip by once I'm promoted to Founder...

You should congratulate me on my promotion by sending me something to review. Put it here:
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